In my 30′s and still living at home. What should I do?

Dave Asked: In my 30′s and still living at home. What should I do?

I'm a typical loser who lives with his parents. I have an unskilled retail job that pays a little above poverty wages. I have no advanced skills or job related training that would help make the transition toward independence easy.

I believe the US dollar is going to eventually crash and inflation will go through the roof. Should I be in a hurry to move out when my world view is that of utter destruction for the US economy? Why move out and establish independence when most citizens will have to rely on their friends and close family members once the economy completely tanks?

I'm terrible at most academics and could probably never pass any college/technical courses that require anything in relation to mathematics, so how am I supposed to survive in the global economy?

I also have no love life. If it wasn't for having sexual relations with morbidly obese women I would be a virgin. Life sucks!