How do I get rid of fromunda cheese?

Connor Asked: How do I get rid of fromunda cheese?

Underneath my scrotum, you know where all the sweat gathers, is this pasty oderous slime that won't go away. I asked my friends and they told me it's fromunda cheese and then they laughed, I don't know why they would think it was funny, I think it sucks. Well anyways, I'm a virgin, so it can't be an std (unless I inherited an std from my parents) Is it possible to get STD's from masturbating (if that's possible…uh oh!!)